“LOL...if they wanted to poke through my trash, I could make that far more interesting to them...:)”
Oh man, the possibilities are endless! Fake body parts, really stinky food designed to induce upchucking(I’m thinking a nice, ripe durian with a balut topping will do the trick), etc.
Hahahahahahaha! “balut topping”...I used to live in the PI when I was a kid, so that would be gagu-inducing indeed!