Miss Sable may want to consider a new boyfriend. One with, uh, a higher testosterone level.
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Guess you missed the part of the story that said the 2nd intruder put a gun to his face and forced him to the floor.
Guess you missed the part where it was revealed the “gun” was actually a pellet gun—Something most men would have picked up on right away.
How long have you had inadequacy issues?