[Smokin' Joe]

I didn't vote for him, but I voted for the nice lady who would have been one heartbeat away from his job.

He would have has his butt handed to him, especially with the way the press was sucking up to his opponent.

[Loud Mime]

I have voted for every Republican, because they are always better than any Democrat.

I’ve been a fan of Sarah’s since she cleaned up a lot of the crap in Alaska. She’s the best.