” That’s what happened, sadly, to Atlanta resident Myriah Pointer after she allegedly sat on a hamburger. Heck, it was barely a hamburger. It was a Whopper Jr. Junior.”
If it had happened to me and my friends we would have laughed about it.
I don’t think it changed the flavor. Maybe flatter but not flavor.
Sure, GG, easy for you to laugh it off after a life of white privilege. But that flattened Whopper Jr. was a metaphor for the way Black Women been kept down by the man.
FYI, the correct and politically sensitive way to handle this is to throw a beating on Pointer, and then call a white cop, and attack HIM. Then, he would have had to shoot them all on the spot, enabling the families of the friends to win an immense damages civil suit. Not to mention the entire neighborhood to stock up on free sneakers, great eats, and Giant Flat Screens.
GG, that's the way we covers each other in the 'hood! BTW, if the po-po sends out a black lady cop, you runs off and tries it at MacDonalds, then Wendy's. Do not try at Church's Fried Chicken, as they are already wise to this operation and will demand a cut.
Let my people go. We Shall Overcome.