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The Granola Gestapo
Shibumi's Brain | 3/19/2015 | FreeRepublic Original Content

Posted on 03/19/2015 1:50:21 PM PDT by shibumi

They've been taking it from us by inches for decades. Now we find ourselves being sold into slavery while hiking.

Permit me a flashback. Once upon a time I, along with a host of other young ambitious suit and tie types made the most of travel as a tool of the trade. Marketing involved a lot more personal selling back then and it was best done face to face. Perhaps just as important as product, pricing and promotions was the ease of personal mobility.

And more than just an economic tool it was our God given right of personal association and an expression of our manifest destiny in the marketplace.

By the end of the 1970s I had pounded enough bricks selling high priced office equipment that I could be considered something of a journeyman in that craft.

A combination of serendipitous timing and a good skill set that included training from both IBM and Xerox put me at just the right place at the right time to ride the crest of the PC boom. As PCs revolutionized the work flow in modern offices, I capitalized on my knowledge of the industry and found myself to be quite the marketable commodity.

Needless to say, having responsible positions in sales management and marketing found me spending much of my time in the 80s flying to and fro. Frequent Flier Miles, Lincolns from Budget Rent-A-Car and bonus points from good hotel chains were my bread and butter. I knew the ins and outs of most major airports and could arrive and board with a 15 minute window.

Since taking myself off the road in the mid 90s, I have flown on vacation once. Never again.

I will not subject myself to being groped by maladjusted social inferiors whose job it is to serve and protect me. Nor will I be "inspected" and have my baggage searched. I am the American here. I am in my native land. And I will most certainly not acquiesce to these indignities and invasions while foreigners (most probably here illegally) are allowed to pass out of fear for their "cultural sensitivities."

As I see the whole DHS/TSA/NSA octopus go into mission creep warp drive I am flabbergasted by just how docile my fellow countrymen are in the face of this Statist mentality.

And then I saw it. If you've been anywhere near a TV set in the last couple of months you've seen it too.

A tall middle aged man, without any kind of uniform, badge or symbol of authority sets up a tent in the wilderness and announces to hikers that he's running a "pack inspection station."

At this point an attempt at humor is made as he pulls odd items out of their packs. These folks have obviously failed in their basic responsibility to live according to the nutritional dictates of the State (probably taken straight from the Federal School Lunch Program) as there is not a granola bar to be found. What is found, however is a bunch of hikers who have never heard of the concept of being secure in their persons and papers. Nor have they heard of probable cause or the Fourth Amendment.

I will not claim to be able to read the minds of the people who wrote these scripts. It is quite possible that rather than being part of some insidious Psy-Op they themselves are victims. They quite probably have come to accept the authority of The State blindly. They seem to see no harm in someone rifling through their bags in a place where there are few people and virtually no property that warrants protection.

But what have we become when we take it silently as some unknown man (no natter how "friendly" he may seem) can commit a random violation of our privacy at will? And how far are we from the next logical step .....

"Your Papers, Please!"


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: granola; yourpapersplease
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"It's to measure how far I can throw you
if you don't get your hands
off my stuff."


1 posted on 03/19/2015 1:50:21 PM PDT by shibumi
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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare; Salamander; TheOldLady; humblegunner; Eaker; 50mm; Larry Lucido; ...

~*Ping*~


2 posted on 03/19/2015 1:54:01 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: shibumi

I am not able to answer your question, but enjoyed your writing.


3 posted on 03/19/2015 1:54:46 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: shibumi

4 posted on 03/19/2015 1:55:42 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: NEMDF

I don’t know (but I fear for) the answer.

And Thanks!


5 posted on 03/19/2015 1:55:47 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: shibumi
picture

click on the pic for The Hiking Nazi. :)

6 posted on 03/19/2015 1:56:28 PM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: shibumi
I thought you were referring to this guy and his “breakfast in bed for 400,000”.


7 posted on 03/19/2015 1:56:29 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: humblegunner

I had help.


8 posted on 03/19/2015 1:56:30 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: shibumi

The video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgnEKKnLK_0


9 posted on 03/19/2015 1:57:14 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: Olog-hai

That’s why I include pictures. Just in case I’m too obscure.


10 posted on 03/19/2015 1:57:54 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: GraceG

Thanks for the Bump, but I’ve really seen enough of that guy.


11 posted on 03/19/2015 1:58:44 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: shibumi

It is interesting how commercials are seemingly being used to socially condition the masses....

If I had no morals, i would start an ad agency that specialized in pro-state messages and get rich from the kickbacks from alphabet agencies.


12 posted on 03/19/2015 2:00:10 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: shibumi

You would think that most people would have enough brains to
ask for some sort of badge or other ID before they allow a perfect
stranger wandering around in the forest to paw through their stuff.

Sigh... Your papers, please.


13 posted on 03/19/2015 2:03:14 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 -- Look it up...... I donate monthly. Do you?)
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To: shibumi

14 posted on 03/19/2015 2:03:37 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: shibumi
Hmm, I'm not seeing that ad here in the Pacific NW.

I haven't flown since July 2001.

15 posted on 03/19/2015 2:04:04 PM PDT by PROCON (Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
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To: GraceG

In my essay I gave them the benefit of the doubt.

But the darker side of my brain says that it’s already happening as you have described and that this commercial is just one of a whole program of conditioning they’ve got ready for us.


16 posted on 03/19/2015 2:05:55 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: PROCON

THere’s a link in post #9.


17 posted on 03/19/2015 2:06:58 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: Servant of the Cross

I got a new raincoat since that photo was taken.


18 posted on 03/19/2015 2:07:38 PM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: shibumi
I will not subject myself to being groped by maladjusted
social inferiors whose job it is to serve and protect me.

But.. some of them hold high office!


19 posted on 03/19/2015 2:09:05 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: shibumi

Well said.


20 posted on 03/19/2015 2:09:24 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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