Posted on 04/04/2015 9:01:56 PM PDT by concernedcitizen76
You have it wrong. I never alluded to Michelle.
I took this as a serious post and inquirered if the woman was able to communicate in their language which would have been a salient point for me.
I’m not the type that skewers Michelle. I get the feeling she’s going to be glad when his term is over and they are living relatively alone somewhere. Being in the Whitehouse is like living in a fishbowl.
You have it wrong. I never alluded to Michelle.
I took this as a serious post and inquirered if the woman was able to communicate in their language which would have been a salient point for me.
I’m not the type that skewers Michelle. I get the feeling she’s going to be glad when his term is over and they are living relatively alone somewhere. Being in the Whitehouse is like living in a fishbowl.
Someone or something had sex with her? That's some serious beer goggles.
Harvard educated...remember that.
One gets lonely in the mountains. Real, real lonely.
The Louisiana Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of tropical gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became irritable, aggressive, and very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available from any park/zoo nearby, and the busy spring season was already upon them. Reflecting on the dillema, the park administrator thought of Boudreaux, a Cajun intern at the zoo responsible for cleaning the animal’s cages. Boudreaux was a friendly man, possessed with ample ability to sweet-talk and please a female of any species. The park administration thought they might have a solution...
Would Boudreaux be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Boudreaux announced that he would accept the offer, but only under the following four conditions.
* “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her on the lips.”
The park administrator gladly agreed.
* “Second,” Boudreaux said, “you must never tell anyone about this.”
Agreed.
* “Third,” Boudreaux said, “I want all the offspring to be raised “Catlick”. (a religion) Again, no problem.
* And last of all, “You’ve got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00.”
Rumor has it that Coach Auriemma is on his way over there right now to offer her a scholarship.
Sorry, I wasn’t eluding to you personally. But the previous posts were. I apologize profusely. I learned a lesson today.
Heh-heh.
At LEAST four children... by MEN, not "a man"... For a huge woman living wild in the woods, she sure was "getting it on" pretty often, and with numerous "suitors".
This woman’s shorter, blacker sister is in Houston, I have seen her several times.
Interesting. Thanks, Lonesome!
She walks into the bar, carrying a canary in a tiny cage. "Any man who can guess the weight of this canary gets to spend the night with me." One old drunk yells out, "3500 pounds." "Close enough", she says.
Look what was found not far away:
In later books, he admits that he found another 'daughter' and that the book should be titled "The Eight Daughters Of Eve."
;-)
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