[AlmaKing]

Who did the deed to produce 6 living ancestors?

[crosdaddy]

Laz

[MaxMax]

If this is the same woman I heard about, she was mostly a slave worker. The male guests
would play poker and the winner would get to sleep with her. No idea how that reasoning played out but the old days was hardly sober and social.

[Mister Da]

One gets lonely in the mountains. Real, real lonely.

[Joe 6-pack]

The Louisiana Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of tropical gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became irritable, aggressive, and very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available from any park/zoo nearby, and the busy spring season was already upon them. Reflecting on the dillema, the park administrator thought of Boudreaux, a Cajun intern at the zoo responsible for cleaning the animal’s cages. Boudreaux was a friendly man, possessed with ample ability to sweet-talk and please a female of any species. The park administration thought they might have a solution...
Would Boudreaux be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Boudreaux announced that he would accept the offer, but only under the following four conditions.

* “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her on the lips.”
The park administrator gladly agreed.

* “Second,” Boudreaux said, “you must never tell anyone about this.”
Agreed.

* “Third,” Boudreaux said, “I want all the offspring to be raised “Catlick”. (a religion) Again, no problem.

* And last of all, “You’ve got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00.”