Since Al Azhar has already declared it permissible to have sex with one's wife for several minutes after she dies, one must wonder if it's permissible to simultaneously both have sex and eat one's wife if the microwave is big enough.
Also, if she died in Jihad, will she be gang-raped by 72 computer nerds in the afterlife, even though she just made a home-cooked meal for hubby?
The possibilities are endless, and we await clarification from the scholars at Al Azhar.
To: Eleutheria5
Oh shoot! I’m divorced! No sex, no food! Dang!
2 posted on
04/11/2015 4:17:20 PM PDT by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Eleutheria5
Just be sure not to use lard or any other pork-derived items during the cooking process.
And I think we can assume that marinating in wine would likewise be haram.
4 posted on
04/11/2015 4:23:09 PM PDT by
Hawthorn
To: Eleutheria5
Tell me again, just what is the draw to islam for women?
5 posted on
04/11/2015 4:23:22 PM PDT by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: Eleutheria5
LOL, excellent! By the way, my understanding is that you cannot command your dead wife to make and bring you a ham sandwich. But I will have to wait the Q&A session for confirmation.
To: Eleutheria5
8 posted on
04/11/2015 4:27:07 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
To: Eleutheria5
Sorry, I couldn't past the title without my mind going full teenager.......
9 posted on
04/11/2015 4:27:51 PM PDT by
Viking2002
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12 posted on
04/11/2015 4:36:39 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
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13 posted on
04/11/2015 5:23:21 PM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: Eleutheria5
My wife is so beautiful, I’m hungry all the time.
14 posted on
04/11/2015 5:54:17 PM PDT by
semaj
To: Eleutheria5
16 posted on
04/11/2015 6:26:23 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("The issue is never the issue. The issue is the Revolution.")
To: Eleutheria5
Wives love to be eaten
Don’t have to be Anasazi to know that...
17 posted on
04/11/2015 6:28:04 PM PDT by
wardaddy
(Dems hate western civilization and GOP are cowards...We are headed to a dark place)
To: Eleutheria5
Saw this days ago...if this is the same cleric, he says his sit was hacked.
18 posted on
04/11/2015 6:54:24 PM PDT by
piasa
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To: Eleutheria5
“A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening. The Fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one.” Islam is not a 1st Amendment religion.
20 posted on
04/11/2015 7:18:28 PM PDT by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Eleutheria5; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Also, if she died in Jihad, will she be gang-raped by 72 computer nerds in the afterlife, even though she just made a home-cooked meal for hubby?Add in a few dogs and goats, and BABY, YOU'VE GOT PARADISE!
DANG!
22 posted on
04/11/2015 8:46:34 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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