[Joe 6-pack]

I wonder if the $7K buttock reduction is for one side, or both.

[MeshugeMikey]

buttock reduction surgical...

sadly....this is only a cosmetic procedure and does nothing to address the issue of BEING a Buttock....and or being married to the biggest buttock to ever inhabit the western world!

[certrtwngnut]

If she had her buttocks done where would she keep her brain?

[SMARTY]

“First Lady Michelle Obama may have had her facial features reworked in the summer of 2011, allegedly at Walter Reed and allegedly at no cost to her...”

That was petty obvious (and predictable)

[Joe 6-pack]

They now have Army surgeons doing buttock reductions? Back in my day any commander or first sergeant worth his salt could do it for free, only we called them, “ass chewings.”

[beaversmom]

This country is so upside down on everything.

[VerySadAmerican]

I simply don’t understand why Moochelle would need plastic surgery. After all, she is so lovely! /s

I would not blame every soldier who said “We quit! We will no longer serve this CIC.”

[Conscience of a Conservative]

Has this been confirmed by anyone other than the National Enquirer?

[longfellow]

Well son if it makes you feel better her face needed it more than yours and she is still able to make Bigfoot cookies by shoving her face in some dough.

[nathanbedford]

Years ago when Michelle was posing for pictures on the cover of women's magazines as a fashion and beauty icon, I posted that she had an ass as big as Nebraska. Apparently it is been reduced in size now to perhaps New Jersey.

Whether the media is falsely portraying her as a woman worthy of emulation because of her style and beauty, or whether she is misappropriating taxpayer dollars to enhance her "beauty," it is all being done to acquire power over you and me and it should be attacked at every turn.

[TexasCajun]

I feel for the soldier.

But 7K for Mooch's butt reduction is grossly underestimated.

I thought Big Butts were all the rave anyway?

[Gamecock]

**To reduce her buttocks the cost runs, on average, much higher with one quote at $7,000.**

$7,000? Better add a couple of zeros.

[DoodleDawg]

I think I could believe the National Enquirer story more if it wasn't next to a story about how Michael Jackson and Queen Elizabeth shared a bucket of KFC chicken.