Posted on 08/04/2015 10:19:57 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
US Tribal Warfare , Human Evolution, and the Welcome Death of Politics, and the Obama Way
http://rightwingconservativenews.com/2015/08/04/us-tribal-warfare-human-evolution-and-the-welcomne-death-of-politics/
I used to think and say that, “Liberals belong here too. They are part of the gene pool. Obviously, we are genetically pe-programmed to argue both sides of all important questions and then reach a workable, reasonable synthesis.”
I don’t think that anymore; or say it.
I now think and say, that if Liberals existed back during the Ice Age they must have been put out on the ice flows at night, for being extremely dangerous to survival of the tribe and clans. As such, evolution would surely have winnowed them out of the tribes and clans, sheerly in the interest of survival.
Example:
Throg The Slayer, said:
“We move tribe to kill mammoth before snow fall.”
Heather, The Flower-Sniffer, said:
“No. I object to that. I object to you. I object to this tribe. I object to objecting. You can’t handle the objection! I object to your calling our brother and sister Great Haired Ones, “mammoths;” it’s belittling, obscene and hurtful. I don’t think we should kill them for food; they are gentle and noble; the killing hurts them; there’s plenty of food lying around in the dirt. There’s grass, roots, sticks, bugs, half-digested giant armadillo poo, and even better fare. Plus, I’ve decided to go vegan, and if I want it for myself then you all must be made to do it, and made to love it!”
Steinmetz, The Lawyeh, said:
Throg! In all fairness, I must tell you that the people of this tribe—to 96%—all support Heather, and I think we should hear her out and let her present her case and then follow her. Uhh…we don’t actually need to hear from the tribe on this right now, because I represent them and know their heart.”
Throg, who was barbecuing, didn’t look up, but said:
“Steinmetz, nobody in tribe say anything. How you know all them support Heather?”
“I just do, chief; I took a scientific poll. Plus, I know what they are thinking. No–really. I do. I’m amazing and you need me—I know, right?”
Well…Heather and Steinmetz would have been staked out on “poles” on the ice flow that very night, right near where the bears were last seen. And thus were ancient Liberals and Politicians culled from the herds of tribes who roamed happily across the snowfields and tundra in search of food, shelter, warmth, and survival.
Things went great for about 30,000 years, and then, one day—the first village was created; then then first city was born, and, soon, the first states and countries. And along with them came the rise of kings, vassals, rabble, and the kings’ enforcers.
The natural spirit of humans to be free and reasonable and to survive was smothered by the proximity to king-regulated agriculture, food, and the king’s rule of his personal laws. For about 10,000 years things went—not great. But, well…pretty okay. Sometimes. For the king and his party. Das Partie.
But it was what had happened secretly in the squirming shadows, that fore-doomed our present world of the 21st Century: the Liberal had been heinously back-bred into existence.
This was done to provide the king with willing subjects, enforcers, and private guards, while the true men—or Conservatives—were made to fight in wars, produce the food that the Liberals decided what to do with, and to pay taxes for the Liberals to collect and decide how to spend for the king’s benefit—and theirs.
Things went great—for the kings and enforcers and Liberals—for about 2000 years. (Not so good for everybody else.)
And—2000 years later, here we are. Now that Obama and Sharpton and their enforcers and priests and rabble have—in the present, today—reduced the former USA back to herds of packs of scrabbling dogs, tribes, and clans, we find ourselves forced back almost into those prehistoric times where every decision was influenced by—and affected—simple survival.
Ergo, out of necessity, nuance is dead, but most don’t know this; politics is dead, but most don’t know this; and we are all dead unless we start thinking in terms of what is best for sheer survival, but most don’t know this, either!
Kings and Liberals have succeeded in destroying the very fields and fallow Earth that created and nurtured us, and allowed them to flourish like so many bacteria or viruses. And they have take us all down into the depths with them.
We now find that the phony politeness and good-ole-boy repartee of dinosaur-like politicians rots in the citizens’ ear. Their old-time, say-nothing words, and self-serving, do-nothing deeds are an infection that must be cured.
Politics has killed itself off, but the oily, old, well-preserved politicians don’t yet know this. Like the walking dead—they are zombies who already stink and have rotted parts dropping off in their wake.
They don’t get it that—from now on, the only decisions that matter are those affected by, and that affect one thing: survival. No more nuance; no more phony politics; no more fake news; and no more kings with their inevitable high priests of propaganda, and their belief-rabble who always become belief-enforcers detrimental to the spirit of Humanity.
I was BORN HUMAN. I don’t need a priest to tell me how to do it; I don’t need a certificate, a permit, or a license to be what I was born as—a human being.
We need strong, powerful, imaginative, creative men and women to take charge and help reunite today’s perverted, scattered, warring tribes, and guide them back into a true, clean future where they can again survive as a free, hopeful, results-driven Humanity.
We need Earth-shakers. We need ass-kickers, fearless brawlers, and real people like you, and Trump, Cruz, Walker, and Carly Fiorina.
And we need the indomitable spirit which is ground deep into our DNA—too deep for the kings and enforcers to truely corrupt or root it out.
—That indomitable spirit of human imagination, creativity, and sheer drive: speed us onward, John Glenn, Jim Bridger, David Crockett, Kit Carson, Sam Houston, Jim Bowie—Boone, Lewis, Clark, Molly Pitcher, Rosie the riveter, Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Superman—and all the other hunter-heroes who have preceeded us.
By: rightwingconservativenews.com (C) August 4, 2015, the High Desert of New Mexico
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Cute and so true
Thanks. I actually believe it :)
I changed my tag line.
you changed what? your tag line?
Just FYI, the phrase is “ice floe”.
really! OMG, thanks, i’ll go fix it immediately in the original
good catch :)
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