Lol no I don’t like English breakfasts either.
I have a Continental breakfast myself, black coffee, croissant, Bavarian smoked cheese.
So I have a Franco-German thing going on :)
I lived in England 5 years in the 1980s. There I discovered: English Muffins are not English, and French Toast is not French.
Kippers are the least likable item served there for breakfast, in England, and blood sausage in Scotland, really awful. My favorite breakfast: full English, with mushrooms, beans, eggs, toast, all good.
I also traveled extensively to England and Scotland in the last 30 years. Near as I can tell, the most popular dish around is chicken tikka marsala, with anything Italian coming in a close second.
Personally, my favorite English sandwich is cheddar and chutney. The bread is awesome there. Don’t you miss it?
Its still hard to beat a breakfast taco with sausage, cheese, egg and onions. Maybe some Hatch green chile too. That is the way we roll here in Tejas.
And welcome to FR!