ISIS Reveals Its Ninja Training Camp [See Photos]

PJ Media ^ | 11/11/2015 | Bridget Johnson

[SeekAndFind]

These photos released by ISIS in Mosul show what they call “physical preparation” — special martial arts training for jihadists.

Everybody, including ginger-bearded ISIS Ninja, was kung-fu fighting…

Don’t forget your push-ups…

Check your shoelaces. Ninja jihadists can’t trip on laces.

Uh-oh, ISIS Ninja has company…

Boom!

ISIS Ninja seems to be getting spoiled by a faux adversary who never pulls the trigger.

Ladies and gentlemen, there’s your introduction to the ISIS ninja force.

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[WENDLE]

Never bring a foot to a fight with an air borne ranger sniper fight. They will kill you at 1 mile!!

[skeeter]

Well its a little bit frightenin’.

[sheik yerbouty]

Gun Fu trumps all that crap!

[ryan71]

That looks like a ninja orangutan to me.

[C210N]

Has anybody ever seen ISIS Ninja in the same room with Pajama Boy?

[tumblindice]

Those cats were fast as lightnin’! (ululating)

[gaijin]

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[Autonomous User]

But they fought with expert timing

[DJ MacWoW]

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[GreenHornet]

There was funky Islam men from funky Islamtown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down

[Fightin Whitey]

Has anybody ever seen Isis Ninja in same room as Pajama Boy?

Same room? They take turns wearing the same jammies!

[Vermont Lt]

I guess we can just MOAB them.

[Autonomous User]

Nice!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Dayum. Sidekick formation all wrong. Is this stooge doing white belt kata?

[tumblindice]

Dabba yabba dabba dabba!
Here come the big mullah,
Come, let us get it on.
Yes yes yes, yabba dabba dooo

[skeeter]

Funky Billy Chin is now funky Abdus-Shaheed Fawaz.

[loungitude]

I do not know martial arts. However, the move pictured appears to be a douchafone.

[petenmi]

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Incredibly douchey.