My brother was born in Germany (Army brat) of two Okies, a legitimate birth, so disqualified from ever being a Democrat.
Anywho the parents took him to a federal office in OKC, after filling out a raft of papers, where he went through a naturalization ceremony.
What did Ted do? Raise a Labatt Blue and say, “Here’s to Cardinal Puff!” then “Hooray. I’m an American.”
Oh yeah. His “records are sealed”. Man, that sounds familiar. Yet another parallel with you-know-who.
How many different renditions with differing incidentals of your same bogus story are you going to post. Some of us do have memory.