You know exactly where that flag will be. Covering his d!ck. And...isn't it against the US Code to us the US flag for any kind of advertising?
"She" did not win a gold medal. There is no Women's Olympic Decathlon. Only Men's.
HE won. That is not "her" medal.
Ya know, back when the flag code was written, no one ever expected we’d need a rule about not wrapping it around a penis or up a butt crack. Guaranteed, it’ll be draped onto the floor. How far we have fallen.