"Hey! That ain't satire, Jack. That sh*t happens for real."
It still irks me that those witless baboons destroyed all that delicious BBQ.
“Let them eat saltines!”
No satire at all. See this story from Fox News KC:
Mrs. Eagle used to be a grade school teacher. Her school was just a few blocks from a homeless shelter and a Salvation Army center that offered a place for homeless people to shower and something to eat.
She asked if the could take the uneaten apples and bananas and little milk cartons to those places instead of being thrown away and she was told it was against school policy. She was appalled at the amount of uneaten food that was thrown away every day.
Instead of all the questions about handling, transportation, and storage, the right question to have asked was: “Has anyone ever become ill from eating the BBQ or sides?” The likely answer is “No,” but that doesn’t stop govt. bureaucrats from not using common sense, particularly the inner city variety. It’s always about the govies being in a CYA mode — they’d rather see the estimated 3,000 homeless people go hungry that week than risk one incident that could make them look bad.
My wife worked in the cafeteria of several schools.
They probably threw away more food than was eaten.
It’s borderline criminal.
Just another “JobsWorth”.
USDA at work.
Thank a big farmer’s lobbyist.
In other news thousands of children are reportedly starving to death in China.