How I Ended Up In A Psych Ward On Election Night

HUFFPO ^ | No. 29, 2016 | Benjamin Ryan

[publius911]

A true melodrama "queen".

By that I assume you mean one of the 50 varieties of sexual deviants, or a talking walking pervert from San Francisco?

[21twelve]

“Nice writing style”

I just read what was in the post - but yes, very readable. Hard to believe it isn't satire. And his writing style, as well as him being gay - I doubt he really is a science journalist.

“This newly created chemical, using carbon as the base, resembles huddled clusters of refugees floating on an aimless sea of dispair.”

[bigbob]

[NRx]

Try whiskey Mr. Ryan. It worked for me for much of the eight years.

[COBOL2Java]

Why’d they let him out?

There was nothing wrong with him. Being a crushed snowflake is not a psychiatric illness compared to the other patients there. They kept him for three days which is the maximum allowable for a self-admittance.

[Inyo-Mono]

I thought the article was a joke until I went to the Huffpo site. The guy is for real.

All of us here on FR were a little bit upset back in 2008 when Obama won, but nothing on this scale. Dear Lord, the Libs are certifiable.

[PROCON]

Oh, yeah, without a doubt..

[publius911]

"Major abdominal surgery" = an appendectomy. A potential boyfriend who turned him down. A friend of a friend died. A limp caused by sports. Yeah, this guy's life was shattered, all right. A hangnail would probably put him over the edge.
Nevertheless, I'd be depressed too if this was all I had of my life at age 38. Can't blame that one on Trump.

What is truly frightening, no hyperbole intended, it this guy is a Science Journalist!

That goes a long way towards explaining the unhinged, juvenile, absolute panic at the phrase "Climate Change..."

[technically right]

The nurse said “you don’t belong in here” as he left.

The f*ck he doesn’t! He’s a f8xking nut case and needs to be locked up and the key thrown away.

[Fzob]

Really enjoyed this article. Just thinking of the faux angst this drammaqueen felt brought a smile to my face.

[papertyger]

He’ll feel much better once he’s “cured” by Trump’s mandatory “Heal them through Gospel Music” initiative.

Muahahahaha!!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This person has a sore lack of real problems.

Humans were not meant to live on a velvet cushion with all of our whims met. We are meant to have real challenges to meet and overcome. It keeps us mentally healthy.

If we have no real challenges in our lives we become.... well, whatever this person is.

A hopeless mess.

I honestly feel sorry for him. He has no real identity outside of other people.

[liberalh8ter]

What a drama queen....and I do mean queen. This person should have stayed in the psych ward.

[pax_et_bonum]

No kidding!

In the meantime, I’m meeting some friends for dinner and I’m thinking it could liven things up if I bound into the space in a frolic of an outfit.

[freedumb2003]

>>Sure enough, just as I bolted back to the VIP area, I got a text from a worried friend who had spotted me on MSNBC. “Are you alright?” he asked.

“I want to die,” I replied.<<

This article is EXTREMELY timely. My schadenboner was starting to droop just a little after a week of recount nonsense (although when the recount blows back I shall expect raising expectations).

Every paragraph this snowflake wrote made me happier and happier. By mid-article I was LOL. By then end I was all but ROTFLOL. The Suicide Hotline plug was a FANTASTIC CAP! — it would be funny if the phone number sent them to the NRA.

The comments just started the cycle all over.

The winning! It never stops!

[workerbee]

I raised $187,000 for Hillary Clinton and down-ballot Democrats, mostly by selling tickets to events headlined by first-name-basis gay icons — Cher, Barbra, Hillary herself.

Wow, really? Gee, I never would've suspected that.

No. Really.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Fhios]

Good, now he can’t own a gun.

[pax_et_bonum]

The WINNER!!!!

:-)

[justlurking]

I thought this had to be satire.

John, I actually double-checked to see if it was one of your masterful postings.

But, it's not. And the sad part, he actually thinks he is a sympathetic character.