Post and run
Even Mars has paragraphs.
“Santa Claus vs The Martians” is a classic.
But, nothing compares to the MST3K treatment of “Santa Claus.”
Apologies to Henry Livingston, Jr., not Clement Moore. Accepted.
Shakespearean scholar MacDonald Jackson spent two solid years proving with statistical analysis that Clement Moore didn’t write the poem. Henry Livingston, of Poughkeepsie NY, did.
http://www.henrylivingston.com
But irregardless of original author, a great current variant!
Best, Mary