That's okay, Sport! The very same phrase was running through my mind (and out of my mouth to my husband) the whole time.
I can handle the stupid flak, because I know what I'm talking about here, and I won't budge an inch on it. This is the very definition of "unreasonable search" as cited in the Fourth Amendment.
Oh, it's still okay, but I was thinking of a different phrase--the grabbing of the P-word. Your point was still well-taken, though.