Great Brexit chef shortage: Huge recruiting crisis sees plans for new restaurants shelved

This Is Money ^ | July 15, 2017 | Sarah Bridge, The Financial Mail

[Mr. Jeeves]

My favorite version is:

Heaven is an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.

Hell is a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife. :)

[stevio]

I wouldn’t want an English wife either.

[octex]

Do the Brits not have access to recipes?

An English breakfast, toad in the hole, blood pudding, trifle, boiled meat, roasted fowl, etc. How tough can it be?

[scrabblehack]

The way I heard it was:
Heaven:
Living in London on an American salary with a Chinese wife and a French chef.
Hell:
Living in Paris on a Chinese salary with an American wife and an English cook.