[freedumb2003]

>>OMG no! Please tell me they’re not going back to the old “cuisine.”<< What was the old joke:

Heaven:

French cuisine
German efficiency
British manners

Hell:

British cuisine
German manners
French efficiency

Something like that...

[JmyBryan]

Only in Bangladesh can one learn to prepare food?

[FatherofFive]

Something like that...

Heaven: where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized and run by the Swiss.

Hell: where the police are German, the cooks British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized and run by the Italians.

[Mr. Jeeves]

My favorite version is:

Heaven is an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.

Hell is a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife. :)

[scrabblehack]

The way I heard it was:
Heaven:
Living in London on an American salary with a Chinese wife and a French chef.
Hell:
Living in Paris on a Chinese salary with an American wife and an English cook.