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To: GraceG

Here is another good one, I had to censor it a bit

Learn the f###king Language

If you decide to move around the earth
There is a lesson that has much worth

To live in another country for the rest of your life
It will help you avoid a much misery and strife

Don’t be a retarded idiot like me
Learn the f###ing language you see

I decided one day to move to Japan
They got angry and hit me with a Fan

I was arrested, deported despite my pleas
Because I didn’t want to learn Japanese

I thought maybe Mexico would take me in
Based off the many people that they send

But they said “You better learn Spanish or say adios”
Seems they only EXPORT bad hombres and amigos

To many other countries I got bounced between
It was so bad, I began to think they were so mean

Because one lesson I couldn’t seem to learn
Into Muh Brains I tried and tried to Burn

If there is another land and you want to live in it
Learn the F###ing Language, You God Damned IDIOT!


2 posted on 08/03/2017 7:49:14 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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To: GraceG

It’s almost like reading Rudyard Kipling:)


4 posted on 08/03/2017 7:56:40 PM PDT by posterchild (Science makes the Dr. see what is not, and prevents him from seeing what is clear to everyone else)
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To: GraceG

! ;-)


6 posted on 08/03/2017 7:59:47 PM PDT by Bethaneidh
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