Dishonesty is this as well,
“a woman walked into a club, and someone tapped her on the shoulder to say “Your blouse is exquisite.” The woman laughed and replied, “I’m not wearing a blouse that is my tattoo.””
and this, a mans statement on the reason for his new tattoo.
“I’m getting Top tattooed on my bald spot; Bottom on the soles of my feet; Back on my rump; and Front on my belly. That way invading aliens will know how to display my body.”
Ack and double ACK!! LOL!