[COBOL2Java]

Hmmmmm ..... we’re doing a White Elephant style gift giving this year rather than having to buy individual presents for everyone. I’ve been trying to figure out what to give - something silly to fake everybody out, but a nice Chik-Fil-A gift card to go with it appears to be just the ticket. :-)

Do any of your gift recipients look like her? You may need to prepare for trouble...

[Qiviut]

All of the gift recipients, with the exception of one, are carnivores (hunt!) & Trump fans. The exception is a female college student who is a Bernie Bot, Vegan & loves Starbucks (ugh!). If she happens to get this gift, I’m sure it will promptly be “stolen” from her since everyone else in the family loves Chik-Fil-A.

[hal ogen]

Yikes! Invader from the planet OOOOMPHA!!!