I meant turd election, missed Witewater.
A third, turd one.
But still. To have the champion be Donald Trump. Is that God snickering over there behind the scenes? Nobody on this mortal coil would have chosen Donald Trump a priori. What? He’s a real estate mogul. He’s never been in government in his entire life. He’s a playboy, a secular liberal pushover, a civic ignoramus. You got to be kidding.
Something chose Donald. Something gave him a hint packed with so much optimism that he could not refuse. And not just a hint. A solid leading.