“Pressley can be heard yelling “I blew my leg off!” and blood spatters appeared on his person.”
For a second, I laughed as I read this - until I read a bit further and saw that he really did.
Losing a body part is a terrible way to learn a lesson like this. I hope the guy will be OK.
Not me, I hope this stupid bastard blew his nuts off so he can't reproduce and have his offspring win the entire Darwin Award.
Too efffen dumb for words.