[right way right]

Spanish? Hell no, that’s a shiithole country language.
I speak merican.

[Garth Tater]

"Spanish? Hell no,"

Forget Spanish. I learned Mexican so I didn't have to remember how to conjugate all those verbs.

[Portcall24]

Careful:
A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women. The female version is usually made of fur, beaver pelts, linen or some soft version of cloth, while the male version is usually made of loops, chains, or metal, and is much more closely related to the codpiece.[