Posted on 05/03/2018 5:00:52 AM PDT by w1n1
Not on the excerpt-only list.
Here is the rest, without the text-blocking pop-sideways.
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The outside team had been listening very intently, knowing that they would need to quickly jump and run just as soon as they were heard the code phrase. It was a very serious and pensive moment. Then, there it was and in a surprisingly calm voice: “Boy, I wish my friends were here.” What happened next surprised everyone. They were listening and ready to go; however, just as soon as the signal was given, the outside team instantly burst into laughter. Not just a giggle, but a full seizure of laughter. The kind where your stomach hurts, and you can no longer function or breath. No one could move. They were rolling around in the sand churning with laughter, completely unable to react. What didn’t help was the bathroom guest must have been getting pretty anxious because by the sounds coming through the microphone, he must have been pulling on the decoy’s clothing and pants. This made the backup team’s laughter even worse and crippled any possible assistance they could have provided.
By the time the team was able to assist, the decoy’s wire had been ripped off, but the team was close enough at this point to hear the perpetrator saying “Well, they aren’t, so it will just have to be you.” It took the entire team to grab that guy and hold him while the laughter subsided, much to the dismay of the decoy, who looked completely disheveled and was mumbling all kinds of obscenities under his breath. True story!
Author’s note: I found the best part of being in law enforcement was that nothing goes right, as planned or expected. When you look at a cop, know that they are human too, have a sense of humor and just want to safely go home to their family. To them, anyone can be a potential threat as most threats come from unexpected corners. Be patient, calm and respectful and they will do the same.
That first paragraph is dead hilarious. The pervert, while looking for some fun, sees the girl and thinks, wow, she needs a meal. And the Spirit strikes him to be generous.
Sounds like it was our former N.J. gov McGreevy.
No means no. Except to homosexuals, apparently.
I was surprised to read that the perp was not IDed as George Michael.
And feminazis want crossdressers to enter women’s washrooms AND locker rooms/showers?
This perp was repeatedly told NO and grabbed at the man’s clothing, removing it anyhow.
But they are just like everybody else. NOT.
AND the major gay rights group has wanted an end to such sting operations (and ultimately laws against it) because they “unfairly target and expose homosexuals”. Because only members of the same sex are doing this random hookup thing in the parks in restrooms.
Some back up team
"...Governor McGreevey..."
I found the punch line disappointing.
I didn’t get what was funny about this.
This is pretty scary... I combat park (meaning I back into spaces so I can get out quickly) anywhere and everywhere I can. Had I done that at this particular station and then let me 13 year old out to take a leak... I don’t even want to think about that...
I’m with you.
Just creepy, and doesn’t speak well to the support team’s professionalism nor moral character.
Not a funny story, and it doesn’t make th cops look good.
OTOH, the president of one of my former companies got caught that way...
I don’t see anything funny about it at all. Poor guy was found wearing a wire, could have been raped or stabbed while the backup team is rolling around in the dunes laughing their asses off, and he needed help. Pathetic.
5 minutes of My Life wasted...
Nor did I see anything funny.
Than you. Me neither. Guess you had to be there.
Same thing is true for ALL of us. And sometimes the "unexpected corner" is an armed, uniformed agent of the State.
Be patient, calm and respectful and they will do the same.
Except when they don't.
“”I didn’t get what was funny about this.””
It certainly wasn’t rib tickling or hilarious. I too was expecting something different...
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