[Right Wing Assault]

I would like to buy a bus, fill it full of homeless people (HP), and drive them to a Starbucks. Count the empty seats, and download that many HP. Tell them to beg from customers and frequent the bathroom. Tell them I'll be back in 2 hours. Go to the next one and repeat, all day long. When I run out of HP on my bus, pick up the early ones and let them choose to go to the next Starbucks or to go back to their "home." Pick up more new HP and repeat. As the scheme becomes more popular, buy more buses.

[catnipman]

“I would like to buy a bus, fill it full of homeless people (HP), and drive them to a Starbucks.”

the merry pranksters at 4chan apparently precipitated the whole “bums are welcome” overreaction with a “virtual bus”; namely, about a month ago, they somehow managed to distribute fake starbucks coupons inviting the homeless to come in for free stuff, resulting in inner city starbucks being inundated with bums ... the ball-less CEO was frightened to death of bad publicity from the leftist fake stream media if he stood up to the homeless tsunami, so the fool doubled-down with “we want more bums” ...