Related trucker story (not sure if this is true but it could be):
A trucker stops for a red light with a car closely following. A blonde jumps out of the car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
At the next red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, she lowers it and he says, “Hi, my name is Mark, it’s wintertime and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”
LOL..........
Good one.