Well, if you’re gunna change the IHOP thing. IHOB is not a bad choice. Ya’ really don’t have to change the sign. Just send somebody up with a bucket of paint.
Last time I was at IHOP(B) my pancakes tasted like sardines. Don’t know why. Haven’t been back in 25 years.
Last three times I ate at IHOP, I got sick as a dog. Finally learned me lesson. Three IHOPs in three different cities.
Haven’t eaten there in over thirty years. Never will again. Too old to risk food poisoning.