I would _so_ love to write ads for any Republican running for Congress or Senate this year.
Here it is, for free.
Show a house in an average neighborhood.
Open the front gate.
Open the door.
“If you believe this house is now safe vote for (insert Democratic opponent name here). My name is (insert name of Republican candidate here) and I believe in defending our nation’s borders. American needs your help this November.”
Good idea. I would go a little further. Rip the gate out and batter down the door. Follow with VOTE DEMOCRAT.