Here is the actual workout:
900-1000AM: Fall asleep on the bench, 15 reps.
1000 - 1200 NOON: Think liberal thoughts, 50 reps.
1200 - 100PM: Eat lunch.
100 - 300PM: Fall asleep on the bench, 30 reps.
300 - 400PM: Utter liberal comments, 50 reps.
400 - 500PM: Fall asleep on the bench, 15 reps.
500 - 530PM: Have someone drive her home.
530-830PM: Fall asleep on the couch, 90 reps.
That's an exhausting workout!