Buildeth me a castle, quickly I beseech thee.
Thou bravest knight of thy shiny alu - min - um as the chaps across the pond say.
And then a shrubbery on two sides with a path down the middle that shall leadeth to the front gate. Oh yes,buildeth a high wall aroundeth it, too.
Oh and diggest me 20-foot wide, 10 feet deepeth moat and fillest it with sharks.
With laser beams firing from their foreheads.
Doest this quickly. And at no costeth to me.
A shrubbery?
Ni !