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To: Federalist Patriot

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. And you’re a liar to boot!


13 posted on 08/09/2018 7:34:34 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo

Well in her defense, look at her ancestry.


23 posted on 08/09/2018 7:38:34 AM PDT by redcatcherb412
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To: BulletBobCo

She’s an ISSS.

Idiot-Savant Sans Savant.


62 posted on 08/09/2018 8:13:18 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: BulletBobCo
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. And you’re a liar to boot!

I wish that, just once in your life, you would come right out and say what you're thinking. /sarc

65 posted on 08/09/2018 8:17:11 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: BulletBobCo
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.

Best insult of the year.

66 posted on 08/09/2018 8:18:43 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: BulletBobCo
The best way I've heard it described is as "fractally wrong".


82 posted on 08/09/2018 9:14:33 AM PDT by Crolis ("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." -GKC)
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To: BulletBobCo

In short, Bug Eyes is too stupid to be an idiot.


92 posted on 08/09/2018 11:50:59 AM PDT by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: BulletBobCo
I haven't seen a reference to The Flame to End all Flames on FR in years.
99 posted on 08/09/2018 5:19:14 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: BulletBobCo
You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

Wait! You cannot mix blackhole stupid with blazing hot midday sun stupid. Blackhole stupid emits zero data except for the screams of destroyed brain cells of people as they fall into the stupid event horizon.

103 posted on 08/10/2018 6:42:17 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (If your church believes in evolution it is not a Christian church.)
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