Ban Mooslims would be the answer.
Islam is very Democratic. Once they are the majority, they make all the rules.
Seems legit, LOL sarc
Ban Islamonazism. Why won’t hizzoner condemn radical Islam as practiced in England?
If it is not real Islam then you are doing muslims a favor by ridding their ranks of false teachings.
This was from The Onion right?
Eventually this guy will get his ultimate goal,no more British
Pedestrian islamists can still carry backpack bombs, jars of acid, and knives.
Try again, mayor.
Soon, kahn will require all uk citizens to stay home full time.
What khan wants is a muslim sharia city, period.
Are they going to import Camels?
Ban ALL inanimate objects, no matter what they are and the real nucleus of the problem persists, jihadist Muslims. Complete and thorough segregation of Muslims from non Muslims will be a good first step. No brainer!
a Muslim ban will solve UK’s problems, instantly
Well, Londoners had better hope nobody gets their ear BITTEN off, or things could get ugly.
Not that British dental hygiene is not already pretty ugly...
Ban people from that pathetic moozlum - run city.
Before long there won't be anything left but Sharia Law and no way for the citizens to protect themselves.
Can't help but think Kahn is nothing more than an Islamic wolf in British sheep's clothing.
Ain't diversity and multiculturalism grand?
This is the first step to the dreaded CarBan Tax.
Have they began regulating the sale, production or possession of certain kinds of acid? There have been many Londoners splashed in the face with caustic chemicals, many permanently scarred. The acid throwers usually just ride off on their mopeds into the sunset without ever being caught or prosecuted.
There is never any good reason to splash someone with acid, but the few perpetrators who have been caught confess to throwing for stupid reasons; the girl wouldn’t give him her phone number, or the jogger would not give me money when I asked for it. Or the old standby; “She was improperly uncovered, in defiance to Allah!”
“I have called this meeting to see what items we should ban to prevent Moslems from using them to kill people in London.”
“Twinkies!”
“I told you not to call me that!”
“No, I mean Twinkies. The golden cake filled with cream.”
“Oh. How are those dangerous?”
“The plastic wrap can be used like a knife. Here, let me demonstrate.”
Crinkle crinkle
Slash slash
“That didn’t hurt.”
“That’s only because I went easy on you. If I was a really angry Moslem, you’d be screaming and calling for the police.”
“Because you have a handful of plastic wrap?”
“Yes, but this is special Assault Plastic Wrap.”
“Dad was right. I should have been a driving instructor.”