Graphic of Cory "Spartacus" Booker on the 2018 Political Battlefield: Captions Please

Free Republic ^ | 9/8/2018 | Pocono Pundit

[ameribbean expat]

“I’m gay, dammit....how’d I get stuck with all these bitchy liberal women?!”

[myerson]

I don’t know who the hell that stump turtle is, but “I AM TRUMP!!!”

[VRWC For Truth]

I am stupidicus ...

[windsorknot]

He is Spiticus.

[JudgemAll]

Sprtacus did not have Roman body guards as security

[familyop]

“I’m having a generic Spartacus moment, and this is what affirmative action looks like!”

[familyop]

“I’m having a generic Spartacus moment, and we aren’t monkeying around!”

[ResponseAbility]

“I am Spurticus. There is one man I hate: Trump. All the other men are just Fabulous.”

[BlueHorseShoe]

I am Asshatagus!

[poconopundit]

Many thanks for all the suggestions for captions. I revised the pic a bit and chose Skybird's "Buffoonicus" as my headline.

Now, if you want to insert your own graphic, please download the Excel sheet 2 MB, and insert your own caption.

Congratulations, Skybird!

Click on image to see full screen

[Noumenon]

“He has a wife, you know...”

[poconopundit]

Hey, Noumenon. I read your profile and the stirring Ayn Rand piece. Every free man should read that.

Thanks for posting.

[jmcenanly]

I hope he remembers that Spartacus lost that war, and he was either killed in the battle or crucified with his followers.

[poconopundit]

Yes, there may have been a subconscious thing going on.

Booker identified with Spartacus because that’s how he saw his mission — an almost impossible battle to win with a heavy sacrifice paid by its followers.

In sophomoric minute, Booker destroyed any chance of serious getting the nomination.

It was one of the worse gaffes because he can’t go back and revise what he said.

If he laughed it off, he would gain points, but the stigma would still be there.

So it looks like Warren or Harris. I like our chances against those unlikeable candidates.

[Noumenon]

Thank you for taking the time to read that. It's in need of an update, though. Meanwhile, there's this: Americans who yearn for the mud.

[Maine04930]

“I am Ridiculus!”

[poconopundit]

That’s the best one so far, Maine! I have made the change. Though Buffoonicus was very good, Ridiculous is more natural, funnier, and does less finger pointing.

Even Senator Booker himself would have to admit that the way it turned out, it became ridiculous.

Nice job! See the modified image at the top of the thread. And thanks.

[Liz]

“I am Ridiculus!”.......I like it.

[Skybird]

Thank you, thank you, to all of my FR friends. I graciously donate my prize to FR with the hope that you’ll consider a contribution, too.

[poconopundit]

If we can have fun together during good times, we’ll stick together through tough times.