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The strange, but true stories that happened in Florida in 2017
(Yes, all of the following headlines are real, actual headlines.)

1. Florida man tries to break into car, arrested by deputies waiting inside

If you’re going to break into a vehicle, you typically want to make sure it isn’t an unmarked Sheriff’s Office vehicle and that there aren’t deputies inside that vehicle.

2. Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames ‘caterpillar’ from Alice in Wonderland

You seriously can’t make this stuff up! When this Florida man was arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction, he told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site.

3. Florida man stuffs $1K in rectum to hide it from deputies

Deputies in Marion County say that a Florida man stuffed over $1,000 up his buttocks into his rectum in an attempt to hide it from deputies after he was arrested.

4. Florida man calls 911 during police chase, asks for Donald Trump

A man in Florida called police while Collier County Sheriff’s deputies were chasing him. “I need help, please,” said Aric Frydberg, the man who was arrested after the 7-mile pursuit on U.S. 41. “There’s a police officer chasing me,” he added.

5. Florida students find dead alligator, bring it to dorm room

When a group of FGCU students found a dead alligator, they thought the only logical thing to do was to bring it to their dorm room for a photo shoot.