How about running a border collie? That’s a different group to which the dummocraps have not yet pandered, and the average border collie is undoubtedly smarter than Hillary, DiFi, certainly MaxiMouth, Occasionally Cognizant, Fauxcahontas, Sheila Jackson Lee, et al.
And a Border Collie would wear them the F out.
Oh wait... Trump is a Border Collie..
“Throw me the ball, Throw me the ball..’