That high-pitched crunching sound you heard around 8:30 CT last night was the sound of sphincters tightening in the offices of the New York Times, the Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC and CBS>>>>>>>>
Forgive me for participating further in your metaphor, Mr Blackmon, but I want to see those very same sphincters loosened and flatulently $hitting themselves before November.
To take it step further, I want to see those same sphincters swinging from trees, by their necks, until dead!