[Sir Napsalot]

Right on cue,

‘OMG! The smoking gun’! How will Brett Kavanaugh come back from this hot AP scoop?

(Hint: Brett Kavanaugh drank beer in high school)

[OKSooner]

A hot AP scoop that a Catholic schoolboy scored some beer?

Right...

The bigger sin would have been if he swiped it out of the parish fridge.