Perhaps she’s just really tired of all the driving, fast food, and cheap motels as she drives across the country?
Hmmm. If she left (EXTREMELY doubtful), where would she be by now? You know she wouldn’t want to be confined in that small space for 12 hours at a stretch. So, 1,500 to 1,800 miles under her belt? Will there be video of her screechig to a halt slamming on her brakes and running to the meeting room on Thursday. I mean since it’s so important for her to get her “story” out. Meanwhile, assclown avanatti is putting batter number 3 or 4 on deck?
An anonymous source (cough) reports that Dr. Ford has headed out on her trip to DC. With "a long way to go and a short time to get there" her driver has elected to take a shortcut to assure she gets there in time to help finish off the Constitution.
To pass the time on her long journey, Dr. Ford has been singing this little ditty:
East Bound and Down (with apologies to Jerry Reed)
East bound and down, lawyered up and bluffin
Well make em do what we say must be done.
Weve got a tall tale to tell and a short time to spin it,
Im Swamp bound to make old white men run.
DiFi needs persistence, its all for The Resistance,
Kavanaugh must go down, Alinsky told us how.
Help from Fake News in Atlanta, Cooper, Lemon, and there's Dana,
Well save this seat no matter what it takes.
East bound and down, scared as hell of flying,
Go find some girls whose story sounds the same.
Agendas at stake, so no trick is too dirty,
Im Swamp bound and lookin for some fame.