[Mastador1]

As per protocol, police are not acknowledging this investigation for fear suspects will take precautions.

The perps will never figure it from this and the other articles detailing the police investigations.

[SunkenCiv]

RED: I ever tell you the story about Larry ‘’No Foot’’ Mulligan?
ERIC: Well, I can guess. He had no foot?
RED: Larry was a buddy of mine who lost his foot during the war. And then, on his way back to the States, ol’ One Foot — at that point we were calling him One Foot — had his ship go down, and a shark ate his other foot. But he made it all the way back home. And do you know what happened to him when he got here?
ERIC: He overcame his handicap and, ironically, became a shoe salesman?
RED: No. His girlfriend dumped him.
ERIC: Well, thank God it had a happy ending.