[youngidiot]

He was lucky to be born into wealth and privilege because an idiot of this magnitude (I'm sure he ponders to himself “You have to appeal to the middle”) would have a zero percent chance of advancing to more than hand to mouth existence barely able to stave off homelessness, and would more likely end up putting on a dress from the thrift store and smearing on some bright red lipstick he'd found in a public restroom, in order to earn enough for the light bill the old fashioned way! Truly among the biggest imbeciles of all time.

[LongWayHome]

Jeb was the family idiot, for Sure. Everyone thought it was W, but that was not quite correct.