“Over the years I have tried everything to remain civil to these people, but nothing has worked, so I’ve stopped trying.”
It appears the writer has an addiction to Whole Foods.
Get help.
Find a 12 Step Program.
Get into a Whole Foods rehab program.
Admit you have a problem.
“Learn from the Walmart shopper, Grasshopper, and go where you can use the self check out.”
Whole-anon?