Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado is being groomed for the nomination right now. (he is a bilderberger) The only question is who will be his running mate. Since he is a straight white male, it will have to be a black, hispanic, gay woman.
Tulsi Gabbard.
President Hickenlooper, over here, sir. Latest studies have shown..uhh..smrk! I mean...heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, ha! ha! Hah-Hah-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH!