Climate Priests Furious Over Report of Booming Polar Bear Population

Godfather Politics ^ | 11/15/2018 | Warner Todd Huston

[JPG]

The Polar Bear was their ‘perfect’ victim and icon. After so many decades of Coca-Cola Ads and Anthropomorphic Disney-fication, people were attuned to the cute things, that would kill and eat you in a arctic heartbeat.

They'll eat seals and man. (A Polar Bear 'surf and turf' meal)

[Red Badger]

Whether they realize it or not, when you are in the wilderness, YOU are part of the food chain, and not necessarily at the top....................

[Conservative4Ever]

The high priest of climate change don’t need no stinkin reports.

[arrogantsob]

Go to the Polar Bear portion of Lincoln Park in Chicago. You can see them swimming under water and it is quite a sight, huge creatures with the grace of a porpoise, very beautiful in its way.

[oldasrocks]

QUICK! Put a polar bear in every Planned Parenthood office.

[arrogantsob]

A hungry one.

[hal ogen]

So when does the new “Polar Bear Burger” franchise open? Yum!

[RightGeek]

Make sure the Polar Bear burgers are well done - http://www.polarlife.ca/organisms/inverts/Close_ups/terrestrial/Nem_T_spiralis.htm

[DannyTN]

[DannyTN]

[DannyTN]

[MileHi]

LOL!

[blueunicorn6]

The blue tongue reminds me of Nancy Pelosi.

[blueunicorn6]

“Al Gore says your behind belongs to me!”

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Sometimes you eat the Polar Bear and sometimes the Polar Bear eats YOU!

Same as it ever was. You know, it’s almost as if it’s by DESIGN that our planet takes very good care of Herself, balancing the Ying and Yang of all living things.

It still amazes me that the ratio of male to female ACROSS THE GLOBE runs 49/51 or 51/49 at any given time.

Well, except for those Plague Years and World War Years. Oh, and that one time the entire Earth flooded. ;)

But She manages to always even things out in the end. :)

[blueunicorn6]

“Great googlie-ooglies, Martha! The Pomeranians are huge up here!”

[blueunicorn6]

“We hope you’ve enjoyed your Lunch With Polar Bears shore excursion! Remember that the bears live off the tips you provide them. Let’s give them a hand.....or a leg.”

[blueunicorn6]

“Yeah, tough guy, just get your behind out of that truck and come out here and play The Polar Bear Knockout Game with me!”

[blueunicorn6]

“The trouble with having these canned Norwegians for lunch is that sometimes you forget the can opener.”

[blueunicorn6]

“Listen here, Mr Salesman, I said I wanted heated seats in my truck!”