Why do people say they’re sweating like a pig, when pigs don’t sweat. Or, why do people say it’s like pulling hen’s teeth, when hen’s don’t have teeth.
Hens can peck though. Nasty little buggers.
Clams? Picture this: Kalaloch camping grounds, the Ho rainforest at your back and miles of razor clams for the taking. Bring your waders and no shorts. Ever.