[treetopsandroofs]

OK, I'm generally dead-set against satire these days, because it's usually almost indistinguishable from what is really happening, but since we're talking about another country's politics, and it's Orwellian kind of funny....

“Our policies have enabled our citizens to lose an average of more than 40 lbs. each over the past two years”

The chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams from 30 grams

[aquila48]

“The ’empty stores’ initiative...”

Good one John!