Bill H.R. 38473 - Excessive Hamburger Act
Introduced 28 February 2019
Author: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez D-NY 14th
Co-Sponsor: Rashida Tlaib D-MI 13th, Ilhan Omar D-MN 5th
Text: Effective upon adoption of this bill, residents of the United States (excepting members of Congress and non-citizens) are forbidden to eat more than one hamburger per week, under federal penalty, including forfeiture of any kitchen utensil, pans, spices, and heating appliances that the offender may have. Violators must attend re-education facilities for not less than 6 months to be properly instructed on how to conform to socialist ideals.
Nice!
Except why are you doing her work for her? Shame on you.