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“anyone who has the courage to have his balls cut off in an attempt to become an ugly woman”
I knew a trans person about whom truer words were never spoken. I doubt they’ve had a date since their surgery. Or even a second look (without number 12 welding lenses).
Excellent! LOL.
John, this is one of your best. Had me wide-eyed and laughing into my morning covfefe! Carry on!
I think a better strategy would be to have another go at undermining him from within the government," Comey suggested. "The assets are in place to carry this out and I believe we have learned enough from the mistakes we made in the 2016 effort to greatly boost the probability of success if we give it another try."
According to Comey, a crucial error in the 2016 conspiracy to block Trump's election "was our perception that we needed to feign impartiality. This led to my mistaken 'reopening' of the Clinton email case in October. With the polls all showing Clinton would win in a landslide, we felt it important to simulate an even-handedness in order to preserve the FBI's credibility. But the last two years of non-stop vilification of Trump by a biased media has demonstrated that credibility for an image of fairness is not necessary. A constant repetition of concocted falsities is enough to convince a vast majority of voters."
"We've also learned that stories alleging 'pussy grabbing,' 'urinating prostitutes,' and extramarital liaisons with assorted women are not powerful enough to turn voters away from Trump," Comey added. "We're going to have to allege real crimes—like a liaison that ended up with a woman drowning or the sexual exploitation of children at a Caribbean resort—if we are to take this man down in 2020."
Thanks for a great column that somehow should be required reading for true, historical perspective.
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I have to keep reminding myself that this is supposed to be satire when I’m reading it.